Anybody know for sure? I think we have been getting some posts from these two:
The milk coming out my nose thread
- stan_qaz
- Omniscient Kiwi
- Location: Gilbert, Arizona
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Re: The milk coming out my nose thread
I am not a Firetrust employee just a MW user.
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First rule of computer consulting: Sell a customer a Linux computer and you'll eat for a day,
sell a customer a Windows computer and you'll eat for a lifetime.
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First rule of computer consulting: Sell a customer a Linux computer and you'll eat for a day,
sell a customer a Windows computer and you'll eat for a lifetime.
- stan_qaz
- Omniscient Kiwi
- Location: Gilbert, Arizona
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Re: The milk coming out my nose thread
I am not a Firetrust employee just a MW user.
--
First rule of computer consulting: Sell a customer a Linux computer and you'll eat for a day,
sell a customer a Windows computer and you'll eat for a lifetime.
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First rule of computer consulting: Sell a customer a Linux computer and you'll eat for a day,
sell a customer a Windows computer and you'll eat for a lifetime.
- stan_qaz
- Omniscient Kiwi
- Location: Gilbert, Arizona
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Re: The milk coming out my nose thread
This one and the next two comics might go well in the Firetrust bunker.
http://itmanagement.earthweb.com/cnews/ ... eality.htm
http://itmanagement.earthweb.com/cnews/ ... eality.htm
I am not a Firetrust employee just a MW user.
--
First rule of computer consulting: Sell a customer a Linux computer and you'll eat for a day,
sell a customer a Windows computer and you'll eat for a lifetime.
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First rule of computer consulting: Sell a customer a Linux computer and you'll eat for a day,
sell a customer a Windows computer and you'll eat for a lifetime.
- rusticdog
- Firetrust Monkey
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Re: The milk coming out my nose thread
Pretty much, except the "We've planned the whole project" isn't entirely accurate
- stan_qaz
- Omniscient Kiwi
- Location: Gilbert, Arizona
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Re: The milk coming out my nose thread
Programmers wife is hassling him to goto the store to get groceries. He agrees; She says go get a loaf of bread and if they have eggs get 6. Later the husband returns except he got 6 loaves of bread. His wife exclaimed, "Why in the world did you get 6 loaves of bread?" He responds, "They had eggs."
SQL query walks into a bar; He approaches 2 tables and asks, "May I join you?" Bartender screams over, "Not before I get your keys!"
A UDP Packet walks into a bar, the bartender says “Hello”, the UDP packet didn't acknowledge.
SQL query walks into a bar; He approaches 2 tables and asks, "May I join you?" Bartender screams over, "Not before I get your keys!"
A UDP Packet walks into a bar, the bartender says “Hello”, the UDP packet didn't acknowledge.
I am not a Firetrust employee just a MW user.
--
First rule of computer consulting: Sell a customer a Linux computer and you'll eat for a day,
sell a customer a Windows computer and you'll eat for a lifetime.
--
First rule of computer consulting: Sell a customer a Linux computer and you'll eat for a day,
sell a customer a Windows computer and you'll eat for a lifetime.
- stan_qaz
- Omniscient Kiwi
- Location: Gilbert, Arizona
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Re: The milk coming out my nose thread
XKCD
I am not a Firetrust employee just a MW user.
--
First rule of computer consulting: Sell a customer a Linux computer and you'll eat for a day,
sell a customer a Windows computer and you'll eat for a lifetime.
--
First rule of computer consulting: Sell a customer a Linux computer and you'll eat for a day,
sell a customer a Windows computer and you'll eat for a lifetime.
- stan_qaz
- Omniscient Kiwi
- Location: Gilbert, Arizona
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Re: The milk coming out my nose thread
Forum spam (and more) solution.
http://xkcd.com/810/ (visit it here to see the tool-tip that pops up)
http://xkcd.com/810/ (visit it here to see the tool-tip that pops up)
I am not a Firetrust employee just a MW user.
--
First rule of computer consulting: Sell a customer a Linux computer and you'll eat for a day,
sell a customer a Windows computer and you'll eat for a lifetime.
--
First rule of computer consulting: Sell a customer a Linux computer and you'll eat for a day,
sell a customer a Windows computer and you'll eat for a lifetime.
- rusticdog
- Firetrust Monkey
- stan_qaz
- Omniscient Kiwi
- Location: Gilbert, Arizona
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Re: The milk coming out my nose thread
For your programming crew...
I am not a Firetrust employee just a MW user.
--
First rule of computer consulting: Sell a customer a Linux computer and you'll eat for a day,
sell a customer a Windows computer and you'll eat for a lifetime.
--
First rule of computer consulting: Sell a customer a Linux computer and you'll eat for a day,
sell a customer a Windows computer and you'll eat for a lifetime.
- stan_qaz
- Omniscient Kiwi
- Location: Gilbert, Arizona
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Re: The milk coming out my nose thread
Microsoft has their signature "Comic Sans" font, Nokia has their http://www.theregister.co.uk/2011/03/28/nokia_pure/ "Nokia Pure" font maybe Firetrust needs their own font to use in their applications to establish a visual theme across all the products.
Or maybe they should spend the time on useful features or bug fixing?
Or maybe they should spend the time on useful features or bug fixing?
I am not a Firetrust employee just a MW user.
--
First rule of computer consulting: Sell a customer a Linux computer and you'll eat for a day,
sell a customer a Windows computer and you'll eat for a lifetime.
--
First rule of computer consulting: Sell a customer a Linux computer and you'll eat for a day,
sell a customer a Windows computer and you'll eat for a lifetime.
- stan_qaz
- Omniscient Kiwi
- Location: Gilbert, Arizona
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Re: The milk coming out my nose thread
Air NZ... So bad they are funny.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-Mq9HAE ... r_embedded
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3iaTEgoe ... ded#at=102
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-Mq9HAE ... r_embedded
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3iaTEgoe ... ded#at=102
I am not a Firetrust employee just a MW user.
--
First rule of computer consulting: Sell a customer a Linux computer and you'll eat for a day,
sell a customer a Windows computer and you'll eat for a lifetime.
--
First rule of computer consulting: Sell a customer a Linux computer and you'll eat for a day,
sell a customer a Windows computer and you'll eat for a lifetime.
- rusticdog
- Firetrust Monkey
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Oh my...Air NZ what were you thinking....
For the cat folk
For the dog folk
Re: The milk coming out my nose thread
stan_qaz wrote:Air NZ... So bad they are funny.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-Mq9HAE ... r_embedded
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3iaTEgoe ... ded#at=102
Oh my...Air NZ what were you thinking....
For the cat folk
For the dog folk
- stan_qaz
- Omniscient Kiwi
- Location: Gilbert, Arizona
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Re: The milk coming out my nose thread
I am not a Firetrust employee just a MW user.
--
First rule of computer consulting: Sell a customer a Linux computer and you'll eat for a day,
sell a customer a Windows computer and you'll eat for a lifetime.
--
First rule of computer consulting: Sell a customer a Linux computer and you'll eat for a day,
sell a customer a Windows computer and you'll eat for a lifetime.
- stan_qaz
- Omniscient Kiwi
- Location: Gilbert, Arizona
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Re: The milk coming out my nose thread
Could we get the MW progress bars updates to a more current theme?
I am not a Firetrust employee just a MW user.
--
First rule of computer consulting: Sell a customer a Linux computer and you'll eat for a day,
sell a customer a Windows computer and you'll eat for a lifetime.
--
First rule of computer consulting: Sell a customer a Linux computer and you'll eat for a day,
sell a customer a Windows computer and you'll eat for a lifetime.