Yesterday I totally lost control

[rusticdog]

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[Pierre]

Today is Friday and you can go to the pub.

[rusticdog]

Yesterday, government scientists suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the finding, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologise when wrong.



No further testing is planned.

[stan_qaz]

Just admit it, you had one more beer than you shoulda and screwed up International CAPS LOCK Day....

[rusticdog]

Yeah, and with such a fantastic website too, no wonder trends like this take off

http://capslockday.com/

[stan_qaz]

Better site, http://theridiculant.metro.co.uk/2008/1 ... ntern.html

[AlphaCentauri]

It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologise when wrong.

...but were finally able to survive a head cold without carrying on as if death were imminent.

[rusticdog]

...but were finally able to survive a head cold without carrying on as if death were imminent.

Heh, both me and my partner had a cold in the last couple of weeks, I must admit, I did carry on just a little....