Me and rusticbitch decided not to go out tonight and stayed in, which is very unusual for a Friday.....now usually when we go we take my car and taxi home, when the car is home I park on the street. About an hour ago I heard a big bang, went outside to see my car shunted about 10m forward and the boot about a foot shorter, a 90 or 91 Holden Commodore Executive was a bit behind my car with both it's front and back caved in, and a third car was facing the wrong way on the street with it's front all smashed up, air bags blown, and some dazed doris being attended to by a passerby.
As it turns out she was diabetic, I overheard the Ambulance guy say her sugar levels were at 1.1, she'd driven straight into the back of the Commodore, which then went into mine. Both the Commodore and my car were parked up.
If there's any justice in the world the car will be a write off.....
Goodbye little Subaru, although I didn't name you, didn't wash you, didn't take pictures of you, and left half drunk juices, half eaten pies lying around inside you......you will be missed.
Pic of (the hopefuly now written off) car......if I had taken a pic.
