The milk coming out my nose thread

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Re: The milk coming out my nose thread

Mon Oct 26, 2009 6:26 pm

The treadmill idea is horrible for carbon footprint, someone had a study up that riding a bicycle was worse than a small efficient car due to the low efficiencies in human food to work conversion. I'd think that you'd see a similar situation with a dog's food conversion.

I thought of rusticdog's location and pup collection so I stuck it up here, sent a copy to a friend with two big dogs and a SUV so he can feel guilty too.
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Re: The milk coming out my nose thread

Wed Nov 04, 2009 4:29 pm

A great deal of Microsoft security is unfortunately just like the underwear of Brittany Spears.

If it's even there at all it's needlessly complex and frilly, looks good without actually covering
much and is far too easy to get around or remove completely.
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Re: The milk coming out my nose thread

Wed Nov 04, 2009 4:44 pm

stan_qaz wrote:The treadmill idea is horrible for carbon footprint, someone had a study up that riding a bicycle was worse than a small efficient car due to the low efficiencies in human food to work conversion. I'd think that you'd see a similar situation with a dog's food conversion.

I thought of rusticdog's location and pup collection so I stuck it up here, sent a copy to a friend with two big dogs and a SUV so he can feel guilty too.

Forgot to take into account how many neighbourhood cats our dog eats, thus reducing their carbon emissions. Our dog is, if anything, an ecological warrior saving the planet from all those nasty cats.

A great deal of Microsoft security is unfortunately just like the underwear of Brittany Spears.

If it's even there at all it's needlessly complex and frilly, looks good without actually covering
much and is far too easy to get around or remove completely.

What about being a visual distraction to the disease ridden mess underneath ?
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Re: The milk coming out my nose thread

Sat Nov 14, 2009 10:43 am

Dirty, dirty PCs: The X-rated picture guide

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/11/13/ventblockers/
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Re: The milk coming out my nose thread

Thu Dec 17, 2009 2:17 pm

So, who really sent this? (not me :D )

To the guy doing my wife. You know who you are. Yes I know. No I am not angry, I would just ask a few things of you. After all you are giving it to my wife.

1.Please stop leaving the seat up, I keep getting blamed and it is starting to get old.

2.You may be giving me a chance to go fishing more often but please stop drinking all my beer. It is fine if you have a couple while you visit(god knows
I drink plenty before I find her attractive), but please leave me a few as I have to be there longer than you.

3.If you do drink the last one buy more or leave money on the counter I will pick some up.

4.Please replace the toilet paper when you use it all. For some reason my 5 year old son belives if its not there he does not have to wipe. We keep it under the sink, unless you can recomend a better spot?

5.After doing my wife please use something disposable to wipe off with. The basket of clothes on the right is mine and the clothes are clean as my wife does not do my washing, Irun out of time rushing to work. Last week my sweatshirt was crusty(thanks).

6.Please do not tell my children that you are their uncle, they are young not mentaly challenged.

7.Please stop turning the heat up, You pay nothing and MUD is putting it in my ass, my wife may like it but I think it hurts.

8.When she asks "do these pants make me look fat", say no. You may think giving a different answer will make her think twice about eating a gallon of ice cream a day but all you are doing is giving her a reason to go buy more pants that she will look just as fat in.

9.Stop eating the baked goods. The brownies you ate were from my mom for my birthday. My wife has not cooked anything that good for years and if she does she will not share.

10.Try shifting your weight when you sit on my chair. The recliner that I rarely have time for (soccer games and practice, basketball camp for the kids takes much of my time and I try to help with school work too)has a grove in it that forces me to roll to the left.

Lastly I would like thank you for taking her to lunch on Valentines Day. She was not as hungry as usual and only orded one meal.I may be able to use the money I saved to take the children to a movie. I hope you can help me with these items, it may become ackward if I have to confront her. If you can do this for me I will give you a heads up on when I will be gone and for how long so that you don't feel rushed.

P.S. I am going to take the kids to the Great Wolf Lodge on the 3rd of April for four days, I have abottle of vodka above the fridge if you find yourself low on beer.

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Re: The milk coming out my nose thread

Sun Dec 27, 2009 4:09 pm

15 Reasons why Santa Claus must really be a WOMAN!! :o

•15. Santa *remembers* it’s Christmas. ‘Nuf said.
•14. Reads children’s letters in office instead of in bathroom.
•13. Never explains what exactly you did to deserve that coal in your
stocking; if you have to ask, maybe that’s the problem!
•12. Employs little people in a sweatshop and co-hosts TV talk show, “Regis and Santa Lee.”
•11. Despite the closet full of red coats with big black belts, *still* insists she has nothing to wear on Christmas Eve.
•10. “Mrs. Claus” wears work boots, has a crew cut, and drives a ‘68 El Camino.
•9. A man simply would not care if you were naughty or nice.
•8. Actually seems to shake like TWO bowls full of jelly.
•7. Bowl full of jelly, my ass. It’s water retention.
•6. Constantly whining about equality until it’s time to clean out the reindeer stalls.
•5. Matching shoes and belt? Only a woman would accessorize a pantsuit like that!
•4. The North Pole Blockbuster’s been out of “The Horse Whisperer” for weeks.
•3. No guy would ever name his animals Dancer and Prancer.
•2. With the way they build chimneys these days you’d *have* to be Calista friggin’ Flockhart just to get in
•1. Santa never, ever observed peeing off of rooftops.
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Re: The milk coming out my nose thread

Wed Apr 07, 2010 5:49 pm

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Tue Apr 13, 2010 11:45 pm

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Wed Apr 14, 2010 4:50 pm

Upset Animals. Man I hope no-one tries to load this page on dial up :)
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Thu Apr 15, 2010 5:02 pm

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Thu Apr 15, 2010 7:16 pm

There's a famous story that goes with that panda gif.

A panda walked into a diner and took a seat in a booth. The staff had never seen a panda, let alone had one order dinner, but they rose to the occasion and served a wonderful meal. After he'd finished eating, the waitress brought him his coffee with his check. To everyone's shock, he pulled out a gun (from where, who can say?) and shot her. He then strolled nonchalantly to the door. The stunned manager shouted, "What the hell did you do that for?" but the panda just replied, "I'm a panda. Look it up."

After the ambulance had left with the bleeding waitress, the manager found a dictionary and looked up "panda." There it indeed explained: "Panda (n): Large Chinese mammal that eats shoots and leaves."
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Thu Jul 01, 2010 4:28 pm

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Re: The milk coming out my nose thread

Wed Jul 07, 2010 5:49 pm

I'm glad the US got out early!

http://science.slashdot.org/story/10/07 ... up-Success

"A parasite commonly found in cats, Toxoplasma gondii , has an unnerving relation to World Cup victories by country. (This parasite was discussed here twice in 2006.) Toxo can be found in almost every type of mammal, from rats to humans. The overall goal of the parasite is to end up in a feline stomach, which is the only place it can reproduce. In other mammals, humans for example, the parasite heads for the brain. It is estimated that nearly 1/3 of the human population has a latent Toxo infection, with individual countries having infection rates varying from 6% (Korea) to 92% (Ghana). Countries with greater incidence of this parasitic infection in their populations tend to win more World Cups than those without. The article, writtem by a Stanford University neuroscientist, goes on to try out various rationales for such a correlation, ranging from increased testosterone to increased dissent of authority — all symptoms of a Toxo infection. Now we just need to find a parasite that causes an inability to referee properly, and we'll have this whole World Cup business all sorted out."
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Sun Jul 18, 2010 3:40 am

Countries with greater incidence of this parasitic infection in their populations tend to win more World Cups than those without. The article, writtem by a Stanford University neuroscientist, goes on to try out various rationales for such a correlation, ranging from increased testosterone to increased dissent of authority — all symptoms of a Toxo infection.
I was expecting the link to be to an article in The Journal of Irreproduceable Results. The easy answer is countries with the longest summers will have more little kids playing outside in dirt/sand where the cat droppings are buried and longer seasons for older kids to play soccer. (I actually remember my friends and I digging in the neighbor's sandbox and trying to figure out what those things we kept finding were, until someone enlightened us. And I know we never washed our hands unless our mothers forced us to.)
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Re: The milk coming out my nose thread

Wed Aug 18, 2010 7:44 pm

See there must really be a "Proper English" out there...

http://failblog.org/2010/08/17/epic-fai ... gual-fail/

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