The milk coming out my nose thread

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Re: The milk coming out my nose thread

Tue Aug 24, 2010 5:49 pm

Anybody know for sure? I think we have been getting some posts from these two:
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Re: The milk coming out my nose thread

Mon Sep 06, 2010 4:11 am

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Re: The milk coming out my nose thread

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Re: The milk coming out my nose thread

Sat Oct 23, 2010 9:43 am

This one and the next two comics might go well in the Firetrust bunker.

http://itmanagement.earthweb.com/cnews/ ... eality.htm
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Re: The milk coming out my nose thread

Tue Oct 26, 2010 5:51 pm

Pretty much, except the "We've planned the whole project" isn't entirely accurate ;)




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Re: The milk coming out my nose thread

Sat Jan 01, 2011 3:12 pm

Programmers wife is hassling him to goto the store to get groceries. He agrees; She says go get a loaf of bread and if they have eggs get 6. Later the husband returns except he got 6 loaves of bread. His wife exclaimed, "Why in the world did you get 6 loaves of bread?" He responds, "They had eggs."

SQL query walks into a bar; He approaches 2 tables and asks, "May I join you?" Bartender screams over, "Not before I get your keys!"

A UDP Packet walks into a bar, the bartender says “Hello”, the UDP packet didn't acknowledge.
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Re: The milk coming out my nose thread

Fri Jan 07, 2011 10:15 pm

XKCD

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Re: The milk coming out my nose thread

Mon Feb 14, 2011 4:27 pm

Forum spam (and more) solution.

http://xkcd.com/810/ (visit it here to see the tool-tip that pops up)

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Re: The milk coming out my nose thread

Tue Feb 22, 2011 1:13 am

Love that last XKCD one. Some keyboard art...
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Re: The milk coming out my nose thread

Fri Mar 25, 2011 3:49 pm

For your programming crew...
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Re: The milk coming out my nose thread

Tue Mar 29, 2011 2:58 pm

Microsoft has their signature "Comic Sans" font, Nokia has their http://www.theregister.co.uk/2011/03/28/nokia_pure/ "Nokia Pure" font maybe Firetrust needs their own font to use in their applications to establish a visual theme across all the products.

Or maybe they should spend the time on useful features or bug fixing?
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Re: The milk coming out my nose thread

Thu Mar 31, 2011 10:03 am

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Re: The milk coming out my nose thread

Thu Mar 31, 2011 3:47 pm


Oh my...Air NZ what were you thinking....




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Re: The milk coming out my nose thread

Wed Apr 20, 2011 1:02 pm

I am not a Firetrust employee just a MW user.
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Re: The milk coming out my nose thread

Sun Jul 17, 2011 2:38 pm

Could we get the MW progress bars updates to a more current theme?
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