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The milk coming out my nose thread

Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 2:57 pm
by rusticdog
You're blonde and on a bus, when you suddenly break wind.
Luckily the music is very loud.
So every time you break wind, you time it with the music.
When you start making your way to the door as you exit the bus


Everybody is throwing dagger looks at you, and you suddenly realise.....





You're listening to your Ipod

always makes me smile

Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2009 3:40 pm
by rusticdog
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Re: The milk coming out my nose thread

Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2009 6:24 pm
by stan_qaz
I use this one on occasion.
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sperm more important than friends ?

Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 10:59 pm
by rusticdog
Good ol Google suggestions for 'how to make more'
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Re: The milk coming out my nose thread

Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 9:06 pm
by rusticdog
This piece of feedback from the MailWasher Uninstall Survey made me smile, glad we screwed up someones day. Note he didn't write <expletive deleted> that's the forum swear filter in action :)
The reason(s) I uinstalled Mailwasher Free 6.3b:

Hard to use/confusing.

this is a bullshit program and IT DOESENT WORK!! ITS A PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!!

You may contact me about this feedback.
COULD YOU PLEASE MAKE IT MUCH MORE CONFUSING????

WHY CANT YOU JUST MAKE IT SO IT TAKES YOUR EMAILS AND IMPORTS THEM AND AUTOMATICALY WORKS!!!

THIS THING SUCKS,,, I FOLLOWED IT EXACTLY AND IT CONTINUES TO SHOW "NO EMAIL ACCOUNT ENTERED".... BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


YOUR A <expletive deleted> LOOSER

Re: The milk coming out my nose thread

Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2009 11:03 am
by stan_qaz
Hey Ike...
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And for rusticdog and all new users here...
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Re: The milk coming out my nose thread

Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2009 3:28 pm
by Ikeb
stan_qaz wrote:Hey Ike...

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lol "Ancient"? Don't modern ones look exactly the same?

Re: The milk coming out my nose thread

Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2009 11:32 am
by rusticdog
Here's another piece of excellent feedback we received. :thumbsup

I installed MailWasher and, after a few hours, I un-installed it because it did not work.

Then I remembered that I very often get incredibly stupid. I re-installed it only to find that it works exactly as advertised.

Re: The milk coming out my nose thread

Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 2:29 pm
by rusticdog
We probably all remember Tweety bird...

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Now in his 60s....
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Re: The milk coming out my nose thread

Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2009 1:44 pm
by rusticdog
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Re: The milk coming out my nose thread

Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 1:52 pm
by stan_qaz
Don't whine about MW bugs too much... OR ELSE

http://thedailywtf.com/Articles/Classic ... tware.aspx

Re: The milk coming out my nose thread

Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2009 5:35 pm
by stan_qaz
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Re: The milk coming out my nose thread

Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 3:29 pm
by rusticdog
I've been doing a few dumb things lately, so this just seems to to fit right now....


KNOW THE SYMPTOMS.....
Thank goodness there's a name for this disorder. Somehow I feel better,even though I have it!!

Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. - Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder.

This is how it manifests:

I decide to water my garden.
As I turn on the hose in the driveway,
I look over at my car and decide it needs washing.

As I start toward the garage,
I notice mail on the porch table that
I brought up from the mail box earlier.

I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.

I lay my car keys on the table,
Put the junk mail in the waste basket under the table,
And notice that the basket is full.

So, I decide to put the bills back
On the table and take out the rubbish first.

But then I think,
Since I'm going to be near the mailbox
When I take out the rubbish anyway,
I may as well pay the bills first.

I take my cheque book off the table,
And see that there is only one cheque left.

My extra cheques are in my desk in the study,
So I go inside the house to my desk where
I find the can of Coke I'd been drinking.

I'm going to look for my cheques,
But first I need to push the Coke aside
So that I don't accidentally knock it over.

The Coke is getting warm ,
And I decide to put it in the fridge to keep it cold.

As I head toward the <removed> with the Coke,
A vase of flowers on the counter
Catches my eye--they need water.

I put the Coke on the counter and
Discover my reading glasses that
I've been searching for all morning.

I decide I better put them back on my desk,
But first I'm going to water the flowers.

I set the glasses back down on the counter,
Fill a container with water and suddenly spot the TV remote.
Someone left it on the <removed> table.

I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV,
I'll be looking for the remote,
But I won't remember that it's on the <removed> table,
So I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs,
But first I'll water the flowers.

I pour some water in the flowers,
But quite a bit of it spills on the floor.

So, I set the remote back on the table,
Get some towels and wipe up the spill.

Then, I head down the hall trying to
Remember what I was planning to do.

At the end of the day:
The car isn't washed
The bills aren't paid
There is a warm can of Coke sitting on the counter
The flowers don't have enough water,
There is still only 1 cheque in my cheque book,
I can't find the remote,
I can't find my glasses,
And I don't remember what I did with the car keys.
Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today,
I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all darn day,
And I'm really tired.

I realize this is a serious problem,
And I'll try to get some help for it,
But first I'll check my e-mail...

Re: The milk coming out my nose thread

Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 3:44 pm
by Ikeb
Yeah, YEAH!! Now I know I'm not going crazy!!

.... damn tired after being busy all day and not getting much done though!

Re: The milk coming out my nose thread

Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 6:50 pm
by Pierre
RD, how old did you say you were? I will be honest and pushing close to 70 next year. So guess how much trouble I am having now :lol: . Something for you to look forward to. :devil :facepalm